February 2012
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“you’re too bright, you can stop that now.”
– hungover me to my computer screen.
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diet mountain dew, baby, new york city. can we get...
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this isn't going to make sense to anyone but, I...
I hate you for making me so optimistic. I was so excited to finally be getting all the things I dreamed about. and you had to do what every other guy does.
and now.
I’m over it.
won’t give it another thought, just had to get out one last puff of air on it.
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danteagle:
If you don’t know how to make a joke without being offensive then you’re not funny.
hornytaco:
the only thing that sucks about living alone is that when I whine to my cat she won’t bring me any food
its ok. When I whine to my roommate he ignores me and goes into his room.
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I need someone to come crawl into my bed and come rub my back please.
“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (mamaatheist)
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thecountrychad:
Fun.’s new album is out.
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